It's still the 23rd in London

...which is where you're headed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHA

You're finally 18, like us. You caught up (Haha! I can so imagine myself saying something like that without thinking)

Yea, go get drunk again babe.
Love you (:

AHHHH!!! DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

My best friend is a professional housekeeper.

Note that professional housekeeper is a euphemism for whatever your wildest fantasies are (sexy time, high-tech devices not included).

So I'm back to blogging after much incessant pestering from Lianne.

Throughout my 2 month leave (sort of), I've rode a camel and a donkey, tobogganed down an insanely beautiful sand dune, ate some of the weirdest things, went on a wild trip around Penang, met some incredible people, discovered new friendships, said goodbye to some important people in my life and well, of all things, sprained my ankle.

Sigh...

One would think I'd be exhausted after all that.

No shit, I am.

But it doesn't matter, life goes on (how optimistic do I sound now?)

She will, for an insanely exorbitant fee, housekeep your place (and you).

Tammy and Victor

So for those who know me, you would know that I'm not particularly fond of reality TV, I can't quite grasp the concept of how people can so willingly open their private lives for the world to see, but you're choice, who am I to judge? However, I do have an unexplained and extremely unnatural affinity toward The Amazing Race, be it Asia or the original one. I love running through the race (in my mind) with the teams and feel the adrenaline pump through my body as I watch teams master roadblocks and detours. My addiction to this imaginary fantasy (I don't think that makes sense) is what caused me to marathon through the latest season while going through 3 bottles of Pringles 2 nights in a row.

Of course the winners of the latest season is none other than Asian-American brother sister team, Tammy and Victor Jih.
Believe me you, I'm more than happy that this team won the race, but, sometimes, I would find myself a little hurt for Tammy by some remarks made to her by Victor. Some are insanely demoralising, at times chauvinistic and most times just plain mean, but I do like how he apologises then gets on with the race with her and of course their chemistry is the best (of course - brother and sister).
This got me thinking, if I were to join the race, who would best be my teammate? You obviously can't have someone who would continuously butt heads with you, neither can you have someone who just completely agrees with you and refuses to form an opinion of his/her own. No. Because that would just leave my imaginary friend BonBon and his imaginary sex partner Mary Juana, and I highly doubt the producers of the show would allow me to race with an invisible person (like, really, what's their problem?). So, I came up with a list, of potential partners, dead/alive, for my journey toward, THE AMAZING RACE (must be said in a Phil Keoghan tone).

1. Phil Keoghan

Who better to race around the world with than the host of the race itself? I've watched him slap penalties on teams, taken away teams' money and belongings and heard his voice overlap the racers' during the race, all done in an extremely calm demeanor and tone while the participants start freaking out. Let's turn this around shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, let's gather around the television and watch Phil crack under pressure, ratings would shoot through the roof!

2. Tracy Jordan
Sure, Tracy Jordan is a fictional character, but it would be really fun to run around the world with him no? Plus, his erratic behaviour and dim-witted comments would make for a great destresser when my head is about to explode on the race. Also, if we fall behind doing task, he can distract the other competitors by running around in his underwear screaming "I AM A JEDI!!!" while I try to complete the task at hand. Oh yes, that's our plan. We would sooo win.

3. Jackie Chan
Because kung-fu moves would come in handy during the race. Also, if it's ever down to a foot race, it'll be nice to have a partner who can somersault 10 feet in the air then proceed to fly ahead of all the contestants with a stomp of his foot.

4. Christiane Amanpour
It would be an adventure to run the race with one of the world's most respected journalist, would it not? I mean, she would make a great conversationalist in between racing. She could tell me stories of her travels on long flights and considering how she's pretty much been everywhere in the world, she'd bond pretty easily with the locals of whatever country we're in. Also, I'm curious to see if her hair always stays perfectly in place even after a 100 meter sprint to the pit stop.

5. John Lennon and Yoko Ono

If Lennon were alive, and if they come up with an amazing race for a team of 3, John Lennon and Yoko Ono would definitely be my number 1 choice. Considering how I'd get uber competitive during the race, I'd definitely need people to calm me down and remind me to just enjoy myself, and I have a feeling John and Yoko would be perfect for it.
"COME ON, MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!"
"relax, strum your inner sitar, dig the Maharishi, flower power, PEACE"
Oh, John and Yoko...

6. Paul Anka
No reason, I just love saying his name. "Come on, Paul Anka!". "Run, Paul Anka!". "Doing great, Paul Anka!"
Plus, mum's quite a fan, so she'd be proud.

I'M BACK

I'm very inspired to blog now for some odd reason, it's been months since I last logged in, I've been busy. Okay, I lie, but just nod your head and try to fake understanding okay?

I've got something I really want to blog about, but it'll take aeons as it requires extensive research and image searching (Oh yes, the things I do for this blog when I'm inspired), and I've got an early day tomorrow, I think I'll have to wake up at 6. Amateur Open yo, don't mess.

With that, I leave you now with a very recent picture of myself, just in case you've forgotten how I look like, or you don't actually know how I look like.

I know right,
people always tell me that I'm insanely beautiful (I also know for a fact that I'm the most attractive in my family).

From May 1st. I'm a terrible friend

Rule #1:

If you open this you take it.

Rule #2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.

Rule #3:
Tag 17 people.

Answer True or False

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? F
Q: Been arrested? F
Q: Do you like someone? The guy from the Levis jeans ad. ZOMG SO zzeeexy!!!
Q: Held a snake? T. (South Africa yo. I freaked because I thought it was a Boa Constrictor, it was just an unusually long rattle snake. I was 10)
Q: Been suspended from school? F
Q: Sang karaoke? T
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? T
Q: Laughed until you started crying? T
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? F
Q: Kissed in the rain? F (I would wear a white blouse with a black bra)
Q: Sang in the shower? T
Q: Sat on a roof top? F
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? F (But I would be wearing a white blouse with a black bra)
Q: Broken a bone? T
Q: Shaved your head? F (I want to but my mum freaks out whenever I tell her, it's just hair)
Q: Played a prank on someone? T (HAHA INDIAN STAION, AMANI!)
Q: Shot a gun? F (I held one, it's so heavy!)
Q: Donated Blood? F. (I can't though I want to)


LAST PERSON THAT.


1. You hung out with? My idol, Justina
2. You texted? PJ
3. You were in a car with? My siblings
4. Went to the movies with? fooo shizzz, I can't remember
5. Person you went to shop with? My mum I think
6. You talked on the phone? Justina
7. Made you laugh? Gin
8. You hugged? AMANI HAR HAR HAR

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon? Grass
2. Winter or Fall? Spring
3. Left or Right? Up
4. Sunny or rainy? Cloudy
5. Where do you live? At home
6. Club or pub? 7atenine. They should pay me
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? O-L-A
8. Do you want to get married? I want to marry the Levis model
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? If I feel barbaric I use my hands
10. What time is it? 1042 am
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Amani, I can be your boyfriend. Considering how you're mum thinks I'm your boyfriend
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? Bono mentions my name in one of U2's songs
13. Do you cook? I try
14. Current mood? I want to finish this fast

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...

1. Kissed someone? Gin
2. Sang? ...and then bowed to my imaginary audience of 10000
3. Listened to music? Always
4. Danced? Sun or moon
5. Cried? Nope
6. Liked someone you can't? I like eggs and the mother hen

22 FIRSTS

1.Who was your first prom date? Wenyau haha zomg so funny
2. Who was your first roommate? My bear - Ted-E
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? DESPITE WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU I DIDNT GET DRUNK, I WAS HAPPY HIGH
5. What was your first car? Bertha. Now renamed BerTHUG
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? My grandfather's. Though I only remember burning my cousin's back with the jo stick
8. Who was your first grade teacher? Li lao shi
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? SOUTH AFRICA
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? I can't sneak out my dog's too noisy, AND I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A ROOF OUTSIDE MY ROOM THAT LEADS TO THE PORCH
11. Who was your first Best Friend? Ted-E
12. Who is your best friend? I cant just name one, they're all insanely great
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Amani
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? My cousin. I was 9?
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Yelled at my dog to shut it
19. First tattoo or piercing? Amani, it's called obliques.
20. First celebrity crush? John Smith
22. First crush? For me to know for you to find out (yes, that was his name)

I don't want to tag people.

Okay, it's back to the books. See you blogosphere

(I just reread the rules it says I wasn't supposed to explain anything. Oh. Ohwell, break the rules. LIVE DANGEROUSLY)

Let's start a band

Like John, Paul, George and Ringo.

I'm serious.

I'm sorry I haven't been updating, I've been busy.

I've been busy studying.

Again, I'm very serious.

-i am restless and i keep trembling

My thumb has a life of it's own.

I'm pretty known amongst my friends to be one who sends half typed messages, messages which don't actually make any sense or mean a completely different thing because I haven't yet had the chance to click the * button to change the word or my thumb, right thumb to be precise, decides to take control of the situation and sends the message before my brain has a chance to foresee what is about to happen and stop it.

Text - ".....high class abit laaaaa, guinea ship"
send
"(muffled breath) oh fuck"
Reply - "HAHAHAHAHA!!! GUINEA SHIP!!!!!!"
$*&#*

Text - ".....i dont want that! I want to farm"
send
Reply - "YOU FARM?!"

Text - "...im buying it in bull"
send
Reply - "What?!"

Text - "(empty text)"
send
Reply - "Okay..i'm assuming that was the workings of your thumb."

So, as you can see, more often than not, my thumb works alot faster than my brain.

Sigh...

I don't think I'll ever be able to control it so if you ever receive such texts from me, it's not my fault.

-tooth for tooth, maybe we'll go one more

I strained a muscle in my foot. Wow