scrambled eggs

ok seriously i'm overdue on 2013. didn't even manage to do my conclusion and retrospect post.
I KNOW NO ONE IS READING BUT STILL.

THE FUCK DID I DO IN DECEMBER??!!

OK I STOPPED AT 11TH DECEMBER? GAME ON.

1. Freddie's Birthday Party [11th December]

You can find the details of the birthday party here.
https://www.facebook.com/events/455001594606177/?ref_dashboard_filter=calendar

Basically freddie and his two other friends joined together and hosted this birthday cum post exams party. I swear their theme is fucking adorable - doge!! say much wow?

anyway, for keepsake's purpose, i'm just gonna copy and paste what they posted on the fb page

"Wah sian I hate finals"
"GG DIE FML"
"Arghhhh i dont understand how the marginal cost of a monopoly can be more than the marginal revenue of a monopolistic competition when they differentiate their product and have high barriers to entry" (dont quote this)

Arent you sick of finals?
Arent you tired of languishing in the war against lecture notes?
Arent you dreading studying for things that you will forget and then never use ever again?

Here's an opportunity to help you forget better!

On 11/12/13, three of us, Bolong, Freddie and Lester will be celebrating our belated birthdays (18th November in case yall forgot bitches) and the end of the era of terror being the finals and we would like to exclusively invite you to join us in this resplendent celebration.

So, here's what you can do:
1. Buy us a gift (well, if you insist) or
2. Share a bottle, like, 3 to 1 (yeah?) or
3. You can live with being a jew and try to skip out on both.
We'd absolutely understand. Because, we're friends, right?

Hopefully with that we'd have enough booze to drown our sorrows, have a wild time, and then get wasted enough we can think of starting the next sem altogether anew!

So on a serious note, there will be good music, good booze and good company, so come down to celebrate our birthdays and the end of sem with us because YOUR PRESENCE IS THE BEST PRESENT TO US.

Cake will be served at <b>10pm</b>, followed by <b>champagne</b>, and that's when we'll get things started ;)

FUCKING FUNNY LOLOLOL.
ok the awkward thing is that i didn't take ANY photos with the birthday boys (i only know freddie anyway)...

and we actually had to go ALL THE WAY TO CHANGI for their birthday chalet. win.

ft e-sean, jolie and huish

will this do?

basically the whole night i was like drinking different types of alcohol. even had bartender (mr fucheng LOL) and had other mini dramas here and there. 

the before party drama was my favourite. 

wanted to go sex shop but everyone couldn't qualify and also i waited for everyone else for like 1.5 hours WHY WAS I SO PUNCTUAL.

and the highlight of the party was...

the red solo cups.

http://www.12redcups.com/

no i'm not shitting you. it's true. everyone was getting sexcited over the party cups.

anyway, there were people from other two schools too (NTU and SMU). even saw someone familiar there. oh well. 

night was well spent, watching drunk pageants, stalking cute girl with suspicious lupsup guy, HTHT circle of trust, watching Freddie clear up people's vomit, getting complained because we were too loud, having a very nice guy called John who drove us out into the road to get a cab. <3

2. First UNI-Y EXCO Meeting + Secret Santa [23rd December]

this was an 8 hours long meeting. 

dying inside.

introducing the IA department! (minus huilin because she couldn't make it)

sitting in a circle and acting serious... discussing workplan

we were supposed to turn up in christmas colors (red and green) BUT SOME PEOPLE THEY JUST SPOIL MARKET LOR OK CAN.

we even played secret santa... budget was $10, i got my elf daiso goods (consists of playing cards, a recorder, a pink mask and a canvas holder)... basically it was a sack of playfulness. [junxiang guessed it correctly]

on the other hand, i received a pair of socks from my secret santa, wonjae.

afterwards... don't tell you what i did :P

but omg i fell down the stairs

I recovered quickly but it fucking hurts. have to act like it doesn't hurt in order for it not to be.

3. XMAS EVE PARTY [24 December]

thank you very much to xinling and fam for inviting our fam over for the xmas party! <3

the red wine suffice.

they prepared a table of food!

one of my mom's (and my dad's) favourite dish! i forgot what it's called but its from Sichuan i think.

my very happy parents. yes i got my drinking habit from my mama

friends of at least two decades!

wassup.. the bottle of wine we cleared.

EMBRYO FRIENDS!

AND WHEN SHE WEARS MY JEFFCAMPS AND I WEAR HER CROCS

and a group photo of popz xiniling's friends hahaha

candid moments

more photographs

never growing old/up

someone threw a hat and it just covered a face. #timing

wouldn't you too?

acting alcoholics

acting cute

and we.... shared information. yeap that's the term to use.

pretty group shot! <3

4. XMAS [25 December]

visited westgate for the first time? had sikkek. and everything else. buffet dinner at night.

5. 47 RONIN WITH MA FAV BITCH [27 December]

awesome catchup over wanton mee and toastbox (auntie foods) AND 47 RONIN WAS GOOD <33333

#dyedhair

6. IKEA & VIVO [28 December]

Food, food and more food!!!

7. GOODBYE BAKKUTTEH [29 December]

Fucking disappointing. My favourite family food (which means we patron there often) suffered a FUCKING GREAT DIP IN QUALITY. 

it was so fucking disgusting/unpalatable.

like you could taste sand inside the pork intestines. like it was grainy and crunchy. and it had this fucking sour taste. the youtiao was soggy, and omg i can't go on.

to me it's still acceptable if it's no longer "that delicious", but instead of being "sub standard", it became like FUCKING DISGUSTING. i cannot emphasize how FOUL it tasted.

goodbye ng ah sio bakkuteh.

i feel like crying. ):

8. NBC SECRET SANTA + SIKKEK + SINGING [30 December]

i think we ate for 2.5 hours. nonstop. too much.

i want to cry. YB the foodie thought these oranges were lemons and thought it was to be squeeze onto the meat.... ... i can't.

HOW TO EAT FOOD

HOW TO EAT FOOD 2

later it was SECRET SANTA TIME!

hahaha my secret santa was zihui <3 she got me a ladybug notebook. sorry for the part where i commented my secret santa has insect fetish LOL.

and my elf was CHETWINCUTIEPIE. i know you love the pan i got for you. first step in becoming a good tamed husband <3

NBC MAIN COMM 2014! (posing with our sweet sweet gifts)

9. PAGE 365 [31 December]

I don't even know how to begin.

My dad woke me up at around 4.30am in the morning? or was it 5?

"Your grandma passed away"

So begin the plans of flying back to thailand to be present at the wake and burying and the ceremonies. 

Details in another blog post.

So all my countdown plans were disrupted.

Despite, still went out to ice skate and had dinner. 

My mom went to play majong too.

I guess we need distractions here and there. But seeing your mother cry is what i'll put at the top in the list of "Worst Feelings Ever". Especially since the last time i saw my mom cry was like 9 years ago, where my grandpa passed away.

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And this post will come to an abrupt end.

Like how most lives did.

;Kace